Pithy critique of zany caper

Nick's summary of my second submission for workshop always amused me:

"This is the continuing saga of Peabody, his sister Dolores, and his '78 grape Camaro, who go to Dunbar's hovel to get some things. Peabody is shot by a blowdart by Dunbar, sprayed by a lady skunk. He uncovers Dunbar's cats as pets for apes scheme, and takes a bath in Bloody Mary mix."