Thursday, May 03, 2012

Haircut 100 + Hangover = I Will Survive

If I was a girl I would probably wear my hair in pigtails all the time.

In the space of a week, I have been told by two separate people that I smell like Goodwill and that I smell like an old man who has consumed a lot of garlic capsules. Yesterday Chase said I smelt like ketchup. 

Trying to finish up, organize a party, read a book, apply for jobs. Getting 'er done barely.

4 comments:

Mistress Bel said...

If you were a girl

boy moritz said...

Are you calling me a man?

Over and spun out said...

I'm a man can't you see what I am...

It was a lesson in the hypothetical conditional improbable situation you know like "if i were a rich man.." but then again changing gender could be more probable for most people than becoming rich.. and oh gordon... oh I DON'T KNOW

boy moritz said...

Oh gordina!