why i'm jazz fusion today

1. What shirt are you wearing?

Baby blue short-sleeve under an argyle v-neck. I'm overdressed.

2. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?

Jack Purcell (no relation to the terrier).

3. Bright or Dark Room?

Bright enough. Still in the orifice.

4. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Foxy brown!

5. Where is your nearest 7-11?

North of the Glenferrie underpass. I buy edible underpants there.

6. Who told you he/she loved you last?

De Campo did. She be honeybunny-ish.

7. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

None. Seriously.

8. How many rolls of film do you need developed?

None.

9. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

Walk away anticipating the good fortune that’s about to come my way.

10. Are you touchy feely?

Crazy, Madly, Deepak Chakra.

11. Name three things that you have on you at all times.

Watch, belt, pack a chewie (Extra White).

12. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

drycleaning.

13. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Throat does a bit.

14. How much cash do you have on you?

Five and some change.

15. What's a word that rhymes with “DOOR?”

Pedroalmododoor.