How not to have a conversation p. II

I had a snail on my shirt the other day.

How did it get there?

It was a slug.

haiku

I had a monkey.

Not just that: monkey problems.

Should/would I evolve?

I think I need your…
I don’t have the umm…
No I got it

Mosquitoes

There’s one place where they’re very slow
and that might be the South
and there’s one place where they’re very fast
and that might be Australia.

How not to have a conversation p. 1

Did you see that?

What?

Ball of fluff.

Why is that significant?

Thought it was an animal.

spooky

I was most disturbed thinking it was Joni's version of Both Sides Now, but it was Judy's.

Something to soothe a weary soul

http://baltimorestyle.com/rhythm-verse/

Two kinds of people in this world

Picasso or Pace Picante?

Well sums up Christmas/NY minus how deathly ill I was

Recommendation

I love the hooky new, death-obsessed Ariel Pink.
His most Mark Strand-like outing yet!